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chekhov:

In middle school i kept adding myself to my school’s wikipedia page under Notable Alumni and they kept removing me

(via pizza)

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dutchster:

when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy

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ghore:

I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me

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if any website should have a post limit it should be facebook

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theangryviolinist:

do re mi fa so done with this semester

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mormondad:

if outfit repeating was a crime I would be sentenced to life without parole 

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quinningthewar:

I’ve found it. After years of searching I’ve finally found a word that means ‘they got the booty’. My life is complete. 

quinningthewar:

I’ve found it. After years of searching I’ve finally found a word that means ‘they got the booty’. My life is complete. 

(via blazing-marleybarbie)

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moosefix:

moosefix:

Its amazing what you can accomplish when you don’t want to write an essay 

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You are a hero among procrastinators 

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Reblogged from bowel-city

bowel-city:

gf: babe, come over

me: I aint got a car

gf: but my parents aren’t home

me:

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sextronautt:

panic! at the deadline

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annoyingbloqqer:

"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"

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Reblogged from foodtrucker

the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship

(Source: foodtrucker, via pizza)

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Reblogged from marirosaobrien
marirosaobrien:

I laughed more than I should have.

marirosaobrien:

I laughed more than I should have.

Reblogged from kanyewesticle

cherrylickers:

cigarettesandguitarstrings:

kanyewesticle:

mynationaltreasure:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

smilingemoticon:

kanyewesticle:

usb-dongle:

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

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oh my god

fucking fandom references

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

This is the post that killed me

imageThis is the post that killed him.

IT GOT BETTER

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